Awesome QUESTIONS are back

Do not miss the part-1 and part-2 of awesome questions. AND here are few more

1. If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it?
2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3. If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
4. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
5. If it takes more muscles to frown than smile, then wouldn’t unhappy people’s faces be in better shape?
6. If I save time, when do I get it back ?
7. If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
9. If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
10. If you are reading a very INTERESTING book about anti-gravity. Can you put it down?
11. How can an email be both URGENT & FYI?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
13. Why do people make loud nosies when there tryin to make someone be quiet?
14. If past tense of sit is sat, why not past tense of fit is fat?
15. People say "The moment u stop learning u r dead", then why population is still increasing?

Thanks Guys have fun :)

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Coding Bullshit Meter (Outlook Addin)

I thought this will be fun. We developers often get some mail from corporate management, which are completely bullshit to us. How much bullshit it has?? Lets calculate? To calculate I have created a small outlook Add-in (plug-in) which will Display the bullshit percentage on the ToolBar when you select the mail item.

Some of the keywords its uses to calculate the bullshit is this

synergy,strategic fit,gap analysis,revisit,bandwidth,best practice,bottom line,hardball,out of the loop,benchmark,value added,proactive,win-win,think outside the box,fast track,result driven,empower,knowledge base,total quality,quality driven,touch base,mindset,client focus

This is the first time i am developing any kind of Add-In for any application. I used Visual Studio 2010 (beta) 2010 for developing.

You will get many problems,  when you will develop an outlook plug-in. One of the biggest problem I faced was that "Event of 'Item selection change' was not firing".

this.Application.ActiveExplorer().SelectionChange

I finally come to know that you need to keep a reference of the ActiveExplorer all the time in the class.

Ok, this trick worked!!!

Download Source Code Here

I am not creating installer for this (or any kind of set-up). If at all you want to use this, please download the source code and compile on your machine. You might need Visual studio 2010 for this.

Few more awesome questions..

Thanks for all your appreciation for my last post, Here is some more question, which are more funnier that previous list.

1. If white house is white, the blue house is blue, and the red house is red. Why green house is transparent?
2. Why all of the black boxes are painted bright orange?
3. If there is a substance exist, which can make Black Box indestructible, why not same thing is used to make whole aircraft?
4. Why black paint smells like a green paint?
5. Why there is flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
6. What's another word for thesaurus?
7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
8. Why I get a phone call from Vodafone to say my bill was outstanding? (I always say thanks)
9. I understand money talks, but why it always say "goodbye" to me?
10. How can a burnt match thrown from a car start a forest fire when 2 boxes of matches, 10 fire lighters & lighter fuel can't light a BBQ?
11. What will happen if a abortion clinic will have a 12 months waiting time?
12. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
14. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Few Awesome questions

Humour is part of life. That's why  I read jokes a lot. I like PJs and I admire people who have great sense of humour. Here is some great collection of questions, which will make you laugh out loud.

1. Why word plagiarism originally derives from another word?
2. Why abbreviation is such a long word?
3. How come i will fund terrorism, when i will download pirated software over internet for free?
4. Why do travellers get pissed off when the police move them on?
5. Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
6. Why Artificial intelligence has no match for natural stupidity?
7. If Change is inevitable, why vending machine don't work?
8. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
9. If I am unique, just like everyone else. where is uniqueness?
10. If a fat girl falls in a forest and there no one there to see it....do the trees laugh ?
11. Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?
12. How come people say “"I'm speechless"?
13. How do you put “don't touch” sign in Braille?